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[isthatyoursoops]

[Is returning home after a very successful heist. Why yes, that large gem she has somehow dragged into her apartment is the Master Emerald and yes, she is going to take a moment to stare at it lovingly. Such a good giant gem~]

Finally, I've gotten it away from the hands of that smelly echidna~! Honestly, he had no idea how to take care of the poor thing. With a bit of a wash, I'll have it sparkling in no time~

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[ssmarine.livejournal.com]

Holy dooley... Can I touch it?

[isthatyoursoops.livejournal.com]

... [Looks between Marine and the ME a couple times, obviously debating the question. Reluctantly-]

Wash your hands first and don't leave any marks.

[ssmarine.livejournal.com]

YES, MA'AM! [Salutes mightily and tromps off to the bathroom. Insert splishy-splash noises here, followed by more tromping and a Marine with a (dry) towel hesitantly approaching the Big Shiny.]

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[Touch!]

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[Oh, okay, so it's not a killer artifact. That's good to know.]

This a Chaos Emerald? It's bigger than any Material I've ever seen...!

[isthatyoursoops.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. It's called the Master Emerald, the greatest treasure in the world, and it's all mine~ [Yes, she is quite pleased with this and is lovingly rubbing the emerald's surface.]

[ssmarine.livejournal.com]

['Oh, so there's a Master, is there?' she thinks as she makes sure to wipe off where she just touched before touching again. RL raccoons are OCD, you know...]

That's ripper, mate! Where'd it come from? [Oblivious.]

[isthatyoursoops.livejournal.com]

From a friend of mine who decided he didn't want it anymore~

[ssmarine.livejournal.com]

Just a 'friend' is he?

[isthatyoursoops.livejournal.com]

A good friend, you could say. He might even be stopping by later.

[ssmarine.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to meet 'im! [Although it looks like she'd rather stare at the oversized paperweight for a while longer.]

[isthatyoursoops.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he feels the same. [Can't really blame her, since she's hardly stopped looking at the thing since she got it herself.]